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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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