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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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