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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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