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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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