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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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