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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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