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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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