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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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