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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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