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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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