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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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