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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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