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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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