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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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