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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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