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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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