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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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