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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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