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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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