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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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