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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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