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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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