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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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