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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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