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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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