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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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