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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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