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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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