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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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