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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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