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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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