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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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