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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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