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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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