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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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