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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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