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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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