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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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