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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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