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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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