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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Yisro Whale

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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