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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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