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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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