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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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