Pictures:

Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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