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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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