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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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