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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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