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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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