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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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