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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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