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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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