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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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