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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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